deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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Anonymous asked:
One time I was so high I started crying over a biscuit because I loved it so much.

canibis:

I can relate to this story

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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